Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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