i jhust puked up my retainher.
Welp...herpes.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
This is my gift to your gina
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Randomize
