HIV tests are more positive than that guy
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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