i think my mom watched the whole time
People in love make me want to vomit
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
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I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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