tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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