O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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