he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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