Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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