Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize