Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We left an ass print on the piano.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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