she was so not down for the gang bang
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
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what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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