Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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