I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
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I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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