No awkward lesbian experiences without me
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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