we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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