stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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