hotel room ftw
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
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I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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