cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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