I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Randomize
