i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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