thus making me awesome and them whores
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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