in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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