Buhtt sex?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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