She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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