so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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