i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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