If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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