I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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