that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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