I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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