dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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