its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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