From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
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We talked him into tasing himself.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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