great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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