you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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