with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Just pee around me
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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