so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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