I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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