Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
