just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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