Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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