Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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