your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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