And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
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I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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