Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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