There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
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I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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