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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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