just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
His nipple licking is glorious
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