North Korea, Best Korea!
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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