I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
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That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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