dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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