Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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