oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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