We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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