Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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