Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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